When I meet Jack White for the first time
Jack White: Oh where have you been my whole life! I want to marry you, have alot of amazing sex with you, use you for inspiration for my musicmaking and have talented beautiful babies with you!
Me: Ok, lets do that.
julieruin: my religion textbook said that sarcasm and irony are sins
1plus2equalslll asked: The White Stripes, The Dead Weather, The Kills.
so my mom is going to ground me, and im not going to have my ipod anymore and my hinduism book ha ha ha
thereunionforever asked: Modest Mouse, The White Stripes, Green Day. BONUS: Led Zeppelin.
put your top three bands in my ask and I'll rate...
awful | poor | adequate | standard | appealing | awesome | perfect |marry me
looking at myself: why
Let me introduce you to my boyfriend, Johnny Depp.
meinbeautifulalien: thedepp: deppjohnnydepp: johnny-derpp: You know, he’s a famous actor, so he got famous friends He’s also a good musician, and he loves playing music for me He even does the houseworks! Sometimes, he’s so romantic.. So we take romantic baths together <3 Yesterday, he even took me to the restaurant! Sometimes, we love playing like 2 little kids =D ...
Quedarte sin luz, ir al baño y "prender" la luz.
thegirlyouloveisdead: Y sentirte un pelotudo al darte cuenta.
mom: okay i guess we should buy it
me: use it, break it, fix it,
trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
view it, code it, jam - unlock it,
surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
turn it, leave it, start - format it.
I have a feeling you're going to love this Shelby... →